Friday, April 20, 2012

Reunion Special: Real Housewives Of Fairytaleland - Flash Fiction - A to Z Challenge

The Reunion Special - watch on Brave TV tonight at 9:00 UWT.

The Housewives get together one more time to rehash the drama, the heartbreak, the fights and the parties from Season 1.

Goldilocks:  "You know, I find it a bit silly and even sickening that everyone tries to ignore Snow White's thing with dwarfs. I mean, we're all adults here. Let's call a spade a spade and be real.  And pretending that she doesn't use anything for that white skin...please. Although it turned red enough when that b^%*h Sleeping Beauty smacked her one at Gretel's birthday bash."

Snow White:  "I think we all know why she got the nickname Sleeping Beauty - and it's nothing to do with spinning, unless you mean spinning the media.  The most hilarious event of the season was Prince Something or Other vaulting out of her bedroom window and landing in the prize rose bushes. Priceless. And we also know that her roses only win prizes because she's thick with that nasty old crone that runs the Garden Club and lives in Shoe Estates."

Maid Maleen:  "Snow White has definitely become my best friend. She's honest and has a great sense of humor. I feel really sorry for Cinderella - she'll never fit in. She can wear all the designer clothes that she wants, but we all know where she came from - Merry Maids cleaning service. Finding a rich hunk with a fortune - and a foot fetish - was a stroke of luck for her, but she really has nothing in common with the rest of us. And driving around in that carriage is just too pretentious."

Gretel:  "You know, it's nobody's business if Hansel can't get a job and lives with me. The economy is just so bad right now. And I'm definitely enjoying the single life. I'm independent, vivacious, and my Gingerbread House Cooking show is pulling in the ratings. I do wish that Maleen would get rid of that gigantic gold necklace around her neck - it's so last season.  And Goldilocks - you need a new hair stylist."

Little Annie Goose Girl:  "All I have to say is that there's been a lot of women in and out of someone's bed lately and even though I'm good at keeping secrets, I wouldn't mind using them to my advantage.  After all, life isn't a fairy tale you know..."

Be sure and watch the reunion special tonight when the Housewives reveal who's really a wolf, what happened with the Three Bears at last week's red carpet party, and a certain person's REAL name.



  1. OMG, you're a beautiful nut! I don't think I'll ever see these girl the same way again. :)
    Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

  2. Ha! Very entertaining (and probably pretty accurate if these characters were real people in our world).

  3. I like it
    Fairy tale land is definitely going down

  4. LOL. I have to say, the fairy tale protagonists are a bit more interesting this way.

    The Golden Eagle
    The Eagle's Aerial Perspective

  5. This is the show you were meant to write. Contact ABC stat!!!

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  7. Love it! (Previous comment deleted because I can't spell.)